So the other day…

I was flipping through my cable channels trying to find something interesting on TV, when all of a sudden as I scrolled and saw a porno title on the guide, Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String. Okay first I giggled, then I thought the femaleship of the string just sounded gross to me. But as I kept reading I had to laugh out loud…. in this LOTR XXX parody they have memorable creatures named “Throbbits” and a wizard named Smirnoff. What genius!

I couldn’t let my gigglefest end so I decided to look online to find a few more good names, and luckily as I did no pop up porn showed up on the screen, especially with some family members in the room, that would have been no bueno.

Here are some that stood out:

Glad he ate her (AHAHAHA)

Batman in Robin (gay porno I am guessing)

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon (clever)

Throbin Hood: Prince of Beaves (dios mio)

Buffy: The Vampire Layer (not a genius title, but the story line is probably as good as the actual show was)

School of Cock (simple and to the point)

2001: A Face Sitting Oddessy (well done on this one porn writers)

Buttman and Throbbin’ meets the Poker (my 12-year-old boy mentality had to giggle)

American History XXX (this is just disturbing to ponder)

Ass Ventura: Crack Detective (did Seth Rogen write this title?)

Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye (ewww)

Beaverjuice (fuckin’ gross people)

Erin Yankyourdick (S&M, maybe?)

Face Jam (NO WAY…ahahahaha, not the looney tunes! leave them out of this!)

Harry Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions (this was the best one of the HP’s I saw)

Itty Bitty Gang Bang (next to this one it said midget porn)

 

Okay this list could go on forever…so I will stop here… and NO, I will not be linking these to the actual porn…you sickos.

Hope your Saturday night was as productive as mine 😉

Feel free to share your favorite porno parody title or tell me your favorite of the list above!